chuck norris uses a nightlight. not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. wet gets chuck norris
when a baby is born, they don't cry because they got spanked by the nurse, they cry because they are born into a world with chuck norris
if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris, you may only be seconds away from death
chuck norris died 5 years ago. he's still alive because death is too scared to tell him
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at first i was like, =)
but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(
and then i remembered you had aids XD
so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3
and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T
and finally i went to sleep -_-
and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- 
Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:04 pm
