Chuck Norris -_-

supercakechan · Subject: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:25 am

Is Chuck Norris still used by interwebs amusement? And is Chuck Norris aware of this? I wanna see his face when he's looking at a gif his mom sent him online of him kicking a whale.

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:58 am

i'd post an awesome gif of chuck norris right now...
but it won't work since it's too big... :/

ANYWAYS....

JFK didn't die from an assassin's bullet....
Chuck Norris blocked the bullet with his nipples in time and JFK's head blew up out of sheer amazement

supercakechan · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:09 pm

...MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:27 am

indeed...
my friend...
has a HUGE book full of chuck norris jokes...
you know how big school text books are?

THIS BOOK IS ABOUT 2-3 TIMES THICKER!

also...
steroids are made from Chuck Norris' DNA

supercakechan · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:46 am

Lol, I wanna check that book out... and the steroids, too. lol.

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:37 am

/b/ · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:35 am

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands

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at first i was like, =)

but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(

and then i remembered you had aids XD

so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3

and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T

and finally i went to sleep -_-

and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:17 am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Parable · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:48 am

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.

The bar couldn't withstand the combined awsomness and exploded.

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Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:09 am

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

Fridae · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:08 am

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and said "Get a Job". Thus, the universe was created.

bobalu · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:25 pm

If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down...

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bobalu · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:26 pm

They made a Chuck Norris TP once, but it didn't take crap from anyone.

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Fridae · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:26 am

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

bobalu · Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:59 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... then backwards.

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