And that's when it hit me. Disney got it wrong!
Gaston's not the bad guy, he's the HERO of the story! He's MY hero! And
I'll tell you why.

Great Taste in Women

This is obvious. Belle is a mechanic's daughter! *_* She's smart and
strong (as a person) too! Gaston could have picked from anyone, yet, he
chose her.


Loyal

Gaston is very loyal to Belle. I mean common. He had those hot triplets
practically throwing themselves onto his lap. Yet, he stayed true to
Belle and resisted. The only logical explanation is that he truely
loved Belle and dedicated himself to her. Any other strapping young
bachelor would have gone and had his way with these three. But Gaston
was better than that.


He'll Protect Your Honour
Gaston would constantly defend Belle from all the verbal insults she
endured. He was a men among men and stood up for her. He would not let
ANYONE insult the person he cared for.

"Don't talk about my father that way!"
"Yeah! Don't talk about her father that way!"


Roughly the Size of a Barge

Yup.


Fearless

When Belle was taken prisoner against her will, Gaston didn't let that
go. He bravely confronted her captor, even though it was a monsterous
beast! Not only did he confront the beast, (who was clearly stronger
and bigger than he was) he fought him head on, like the great man he
was despite the impossible odds.

If any other man were to stare the Beast in the eyes, they would have
crapped their pants 20 times over before even TRYING to take a swing.
Not only did Gaston over come this, he fought this monster head on,
with his bear hands and brains. He could have used a gun, but that is
not Gaston's way.


Ninja

Not many people know, but Gaston had mastered the way of the ninja.


Honorable
As stated before, Gaston risked his life for Belle and fought the
Beast. But unfortunately, the Beast was a dirty cheater. Even with
claws AND horns in his arsenal, he still couldn't beat Gaston, who was
armed with but a measly knife. Gaston had actually WON the battle by
fatally wounding the savage monster, but the Beast underhandedly used
the magic spell "Resurection" and revived himself. The Beast had to
rely on dirty tricks and magic in order to win. Yet, did you hear
Gaston complain? No. He faced these odds head on despite the obvious
disadvantage he had.

If that wasn't enough, he also put Belle under hypnosis after reviving himself.

Look at those eyes. Scary.


A Gentlemen's Gentlemen

Unlike the schemeing Beast who kidnapped her and held her captive, Gaston courted Belle like a gentleman should.


As you can see, Disney messed up in the translation somewhere. Anyone
who would stand up against a 8-foot-tall monster for a girl is the REAL
hero. Gaston a prime example of this. Not only did he constantly resist
the temptation of the hot triplets, he risked his own life to avenge
what the Beast did to Belle and her father. He is champion of
everything, because "No one can (insert verb here) like Gaston."

during the balcony scene in ALADDIN
turn up the volume really high and you can hear some commentary...
"THAT'S RIGHT JASMINE, TAKE IT OFF!" or something to that extent

in the stampede scene of lion king before mufasa died, you could make out swear words in the dust left by the wildebeasts

oh, and in little mermaid, the some bubbles also have swear words

in the little mermaid...
at the end where she gets married
the priest gets a boner...

Your arguement on the Beauty and the Beast topic does not stand up to scutiny. Your Aladdin idea has fallen short. I still need to investigate the others. My logic is undeniable. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

However... In the Lion King, Simba is Mufasa's son. We all know this but does anyone else realize that Nala is probably his daughter? Mufasa and Scar are the only adult males in the kingdom, so Nala is Simba's half-sister at worst or cousin at best.

i heard the aladdin one from my friend
so i didnt trust that one

but the little mermaid one's true

HERE'S MOAR GUYS!

well, disney did hire a sack-load of perverts and pedophiles back in the day