embarrasing moments where you get owned...

/b/ · Subject: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:48 am

soooooooooo...

this one time, while i as paintballing and junk, i thought it would be a good idea to hide up in a tree and stuff. so while i was up there humming to myself, i came to discover a beehive right next to me. i froze in shock and while i was desperately trying to climb away from the beehive, i was discovered by the enemy team. i got shot at, the branch i was on broke, i fell to the floor, and somehow SHOT the beehive on my way down. about FIVE MILLION bees flew out of the hive and chased everyone who was there at the time for a couple of minutes. i suffered from a bruised back and a couple of bee stings...

inb4 jerry seinfeld picture of bees...

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at first i was like, =)

but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(

and then i remembered you had aids XD

so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3

and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T

and finally i went to sleep -_-

and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O

Okami_8441

this one time....
i dont know where i found this out but when i was young i somehow learned the word "dildo" but never knew what it meant...
i think it was my evil retarded cousin *not AR*
so i kept saying it for a week until i was finally told what it was, and i was like...
O__O!

and i never said it again..... i think...

/b/

sooooooooooooo...

this one time, at walker jr. high, i thought it would be cool to show my friends that i could fit into a locker during PE. so i fit myself into a locker and some retarded douchebag thought it would be cool to stick a lock on the locker i was in. it turnes out that the guy didnt know whos lock it was and couldnt open the locker. everyone else bailed and i ended up skiped the whole period of PE that day. i somehow fell asleep in the locker and luckily the lock beonged to the guy whose locker i was in so when he opened his locker, i fell out half-asleep onto the ground with a REALLY loud thud

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at first i was like, =)

but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(

and then i remembered you had aids XD

so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3

and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T

and finally i went to sleep -_-

and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:38 am

this one time...
during a funeral
i posted in a bulletin "my grandma died lol"
and i didnt know what lol was because i was young
EVERYONE PUT LOL AFTER THERE SENTENCES!!!
I DIDNT KNOW!

/b/

sooooooooo...

this one time while me and some cousins were practicing up on our breakdancing, we were doing handstands and stuff and it was my cousins turn to do a handstand. i, however, was standing too close to her and she ended up kicking me in the balls when she swung her legs up. it wasnt just her kicking me in the balls that was embarrassing, it was the sound that i made. they kept saying it was a mix between a grunt and a yelp. sorta like "gurrrryikes!!!"

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at first i was like, =)

but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(

and then i remembered you had aids XD

so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3

and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T

and finally i went to sleep -_-

and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O

Okami_8441

this one time....
i punched some random person in a lucy *charlie brown* costume at knott's berry farm...
i think i did that when i was like... 4/5???
all i remember thinking was "SHE WAS MEAN TO CHARLIE BROWN! GRR!"
yeah.... dont feel so good bout that now.... o__o

kppeternoh · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:29 am

Wow these posts.lol very funny...
the locker guy, how did you fit in there? can you still fit in? (i dont know who /b/ is.)
"my grandma died lol" thats really embarassing but funny lol.

me and my cousing used to play water gun fights with whole bunch of people when we were like 7/8 and me and my cousin would fill up the water gun with our pee and shoot it at people.
Our friends didnt know that it was pee and they would be like "where have you been?"
and we would just go around shooting pee at our friends...
and we got caught shooting pee at our friends and they never let us play with them that year...

kppeternoh · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:33 am

and i used to play snowball fights and i would hide a rock in the snowball and throw it at my friends. They all got mad cause it hurt a lot.
I know because I got hit with it too.
They made me promise that I wouldn’t throw rocks at them so I started freezing the snowball at home. This worked better because I didn’t get caught easily it looked normal.
But I never got to play with them again cause they didn’t let me

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:35 am

i didnt get owned in this one...
i just found this pretty freaking hilarious

this one time... in Ms. Whittsets class...
she said "THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
a student asked "what does that mean?"
she said " i dont know, it has no meaning" or something to that effect

i was concealing my laughter pretty damn hard...
i wonder what would happen if she knew what cake meant... XD

/b/ knows what cake means right? XDXDXD

hint for the people that have barely scratched the surface of the internets...
it's something bad.... very very bad...

kppeternoh

cake is a lie...
isnt that from Portals?

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with love -Peter-

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:12 am

the meaning of cake on the internet anyways...
its very very bad...
trust meh...
i found out..
i was like... ....o__o... whoa.... thar..... o___o

kppeternoh · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:14 am

but what ms whitsett was talking about was not the cake from the internet. it was the cake from Portal.

but what does cake in internet mean?

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with love -Peter-

Okami_8441 · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:21 am

ahh...
cake on the internet....
shhhhhhh
im not telling...
find out yourself
its way to dirty

try finding the "HEART AND SOUL OF THE INTERNET!"
thats where everything is explained young one... lol

kppeternoh · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:49 am

wtf? just tell me lol

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with love -Peter-

/b/ · Subject: Re: embarrasing moments where you get owned... Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:42 pm

i guess i could kinda still fit in a locker in walker...

old man - gather 'round kids...its story time

once upon a time, in a world called the internet, there was a place where everyone would go to. it was considered the heart and soul of the internet...in fact, most things found of the internet are found there. people would live there happy and free as the ones known as "anon" would contribute to peoples hardships making it less burdensome. to become a hero of such a place is not meant for the faint of heart. but some known as pedobear, cockmonger, monkey, yotsuba and spiderman were able to pull it off then suddenly, NEWFAGS! THOUSANDS OF THEM would flood the heart and soul of the internet. it became corrupted by those who did not understand. its just like how you just don't tankcat into mordor. it takes time to assimilate into the soul of the internet. just waltzing into the soul of the internet would be catastrophic. so then the heros of of this place would band together! they would all pack up and strap in to their raid van and run over all the newfags. unfortunately, there are so many newfags amongst the enemies ranks, the war still drags on today.

little girl - and whats the point of this story?

old man - get in the back of my car and ill show you...by the way, do you like cake?

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at first i was like, =)

but then i serious'ed the fuck up >=(

and then i remembered you had aids XD

so then i went all nyoro on your ass =3

and then i was forced to play fatal frame T_T

and finally i went to sleep -_-

and then i woke up from a nightmave because i played fatal frame recently O_O